Rule #1: You must be 18 or over to call
Rule #2: You must have a major credit card in your name
Rule #3: You must be courteous and respectful at all times
Rule #4: You must not call us "hey baby" or any other similiar names - ever. Doing so will result in severe punishment
Rule #5: You must not ask us to make cocksucking sounds, slap ourselves on the ass, or otherwise act in a silly and unladylike manner. (If you want US to make YOU do those things, though, that's quite all right)
Rule #6: You must not call and hang up on us repeatedly. If you do, we will get your phone number from our toll free bill, or Caller ID, and have one of our male friends call you back repeatedly. Or, we will tell your mommy on you. Or your girlfriend - whichever picks up the phone. Just don't call and be a pest, and you'll be fine.
Rule #6: It is highly preferred that you end your call in a polite manner, and thank your erotic entertainer before you hang up. If you simply hang up on us without saying goodbye, we'll have no idea if you enjoyed yourself - and your enjoyment is important.
Rule #7: Be open about what you want. We are an erotic entertainment site, not a psychic line. We just need a tiny bit to work with; we're all very knowledgeable and intuitive when it comes to the Erotic. But if we ask you what you'd like to talk about and you answer, "I dunno" - well, we "dunno" either. Let us know what turns you on, and we'll take it from there.
Rule #8: You must not send us online messages that start out with "Hey" or "Wassup". We will not answer these types of messages. If you are going to say hello to us online, a proper introduction is required. If you start out with "Hello, may I have a moment of your time?" we will know that you've either read this page, or you are a naturally polite man, both of which will earn you a chat with us, if we are available. If we do not immediately respond, this most likely means we are busy on the phone. Please do not repeatedly send messages of "are you there?" If you do this, we will most likely not ever be there when you message.